Here are a few--:
He apparently is a "real man" and has a super fascination with boobies--
Jodi had a baby last week - and she texted a picture of her holding her new sweet baby Blake-- I showed the picture to Porter and he was soo excited to see Jodi-- I told him that was Baby Blake- Jodi's baby -- he said
"OOh - Jodi gets her boobs out"
I about fell off the chair!
Then we went to visit baby Blake-- Porter informed us that "Baby Blake eats Boobies"
Another visit- again " Baby Blake eats Boobies" I asked if Porter eats boobies- he said --with a funny twinkle in his eye -- yes-- and grabbed my hair and moved it off to my shoulders- and made a devouring cookie monster sound and tried to "eat boobies"-- hehehehe!!! I about tipped over!
The way he says things sometimes just cracks me up-- he says "yes" to things instead of ya - or uh huh--
He got into the closet the other day -- and I was wiping down the baseboards- he poked his head out and said
"Hello Mommy"-- the way it came out- i swear it had a spanish accent- I laughed hard!! Say it in your head with a spanish accent-- its funny!
When we were camping-- I took him to the river- to play-- he wanted his pants off- shirt off- diaper off- so I obliged- cuz I wanted the same thing for me!!!
I asked if he was going to pee in the river-- he said "I poop in the river" then proceeded to squeeze out a giant fart-- he turned around and looked in the river- and saw a rock right below his bum- and with the biggest expression of excitement- said "I did it!!" Heheeheh!! Then pickedup the rock and handed it to me- saying "ucko"
Lately he has been singing alot-- I try to sing with him-- He says " Mom- Mamma - No singing!" -
The last night- he was sitting with his face pressed into the kitchen floor- sining Happy birthday - i asked if he was singing happy birthday to him- he said yes-- so I started to sing--
He screamed- Mom- Mamma- No signing-- "sing Bad"-- boo hoo!! So no singing for me-- apparently I sing bad-- (I do!!) hehehe!
I just love this picture- it is taken at my Gramma Cook's house-
Ii can't believe Porter will be 2 soon- time sure does fly!



5 comments:
It is funny what comes out of little kids' mouths. Just wait until he is older and starts telling all of your secrets to the world!
Heehee! They get so opinionated. When I sing and Joci doesn't like it, she pushed her finger against my mouth and says "Shhh! Stop it!"
I was laughing at this post because Cade does a lot of the same things, or I can see him doing them! "yes" to everything and has some kind of accent too! BECKY we NEED to get together! Next time we have a bonfire we are calling you! We just need to cut some more trees down first! :)
Tiff - we love us some bonfires- so call for sure!!!
hello mommy with an accent! love it
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