Thursday, August 4, 2011

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Porter has started to say  and do the funniest things!! He speaks very clearly - which makes it even funnier!!

Here are a few--:

He apparently is a "real man" and has a super fascination with boobies--

Jodi had a baby last week - and she texted a picture of her holding her new sweet baby Blake-- I showed the picture to Porter and he was soo excited to see Jodi-- I told him that was Baby Blake- Jodi's baby -- he said
"OOh - Jodi gets her boobs out"

I about fell off the chair!

Then we went to visit baby Blake--  Porter informed us that "Baby Blake eats Boobies"

Another visit- again " Baby Blake eats Boobies" I asked if Porter eats boobies- he said --with a funny twinkle in his eye -- yes-- and grabbed my hair and moved it off to my shoulders- and made a devouring cookie monster sound and tried to "eat boobies"-- hehehehe!!! I about tipped over!

The way he says things sometimes just cracks me up-- he says "yes" to things instead of ya - or uh huh--

He got into the closet the other day -- and I was wiping down the baseboards- he poked his head out and said
"Hello Mommy"-- the way it came out- i swear it had a spanish accent- I laughed hard!!  Say it in your head with a spanish accent-- its funny!

When we were camping-- I took him to the river- to play-- he wanted his pants off- shirt off- diaper off- so I obliged- cuz I wanted the same thing for me!!!

I asked if he was going to pee in the river-- he said "I poop in the river" then proceeded to squeeze out a giant fart-- he turned around and looked in the river- and saw a rock right below his bum- and with the biggest expression of excitement- said "I did it!!" Heheeheh!! Then pickedup the rock and handed it to me- saying "ucko"

Lately he has been singing alot-- I try to sing with him-- He says " Mom- Mamma - No singing!" - 

The last night- he was sitting with his face pressed into the kitchen floor- sining Happy birthday - i asked if he was singing happy birthday to him- he said yes-- so I started to sing--

He screamed- Mom- Mamma- No signing-- "sing Bad"-- boo hoo!!  So no singing for me-- apparently I sing bad-- (I do!!) hehehe!

I just love this picture- it is taken at my Gramma Cook's house-
Ii can't believe Porter will be 2 soon- time sure does fly!

5 comments:

Jodi said...

It is funny what comes out of little kids' mouths. Just wait until he is older and starts telling all of your secrets to the world!

Lara Zierke said...

Heehee! They get so opinionated. When I sing and Joci doesn't like it, she pushed her finger against my mouth and says "Shhh! Stop it!"

Tiffany said...

I was laughing at this post because Cade does a lot of the same things, or I can see him doing them! "yes" to everything and has some kind of accent too! BECKY we NEED to get together! Next time we have a bonfire we are calling you! We just need to cut some more trees down first! :)

Beckie said...

Tiff - we love us some bonfires- so call for sure!!!

Cindy said...

hello mommy with an accent! love it