You are Welcome!!! I know I know - this is a little preemptive-- and assuming- but I know you will thank me later -- so I'm saying you are welcome now!!!
You will thank me for the fact that-- Porter wipes his drips off the potty when he is done-- even though - he insists on telling me as he is standing there- weiner in hands-- "Not my Drips"-- but still does take the time to wipe them off!!
You will also thank me that he has mastered the art of the "Courtesy flush" -- Its hilarious to watch-- but when he is a grown man- and his poos are not so cute any more!!-- You will be thankful- that he knows what a courtesy flush is-- that he knows when it is to be used- and . . . while you did not realize its usefulness while dating _ (cuz no one poops while you are dating!! --that's a fact! -- Chet used to stop by the convenient store- cuz God Forbid he have to poop at my house!!) -- When you are married and all rules go out the door when you say I do - - the Courtesy Flush is an important skill!!
Now there are a few things that will irritate you-- he likes to draw with his pee- but generally stays well within the lines -- and if he doesn't-- well he wipes up! -- but I have to say the two things listed above-- will make life soo much better- just ask any lady you know!!!
So again- you are Welcome!!
This is how Porter feels about my note!!
6 comments:
Oh man, I am laughing so hard. The things you publish!
You have taught him well. Haha. Funny post.
You have taught him well. HaHa! funny post
This cracks me up! I won't let him "color" at my house anymore cuz he went outside the lines. Yuck! Haha!
I got my pants at Maurice's. Online right now they are having buy one get one half off, so now that I know my size, I ordered two more pairs of pants.
beckie - thanks for the sweet comment. i know, it's so hard being a working mom. part of me is really sad about leaving work. you feel like you are being torn two different ways. thanks for lurking ;) it's fun to meet new peeps.
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