Funny Things-- that Kids Say!

This morning I was dropping Porter off to Jodi- he had a yogurt in his hand-- he told Jodi -

"See My Yogurt"

Ryan (Jodi's 3yr old)  immediately stated-" don't eat the yogurt- cuz it makes you poop!!!"

I laughed out loud- Jodi keeps Activia in her fridge otherwise known as the Poopin Yogurt (apparently!)

Porter says the funniest things some time and I wish I wrote more of them down--

He was pooping on the toilet the other day (hooray -- yes we are attemtping training!) -- he was straining- and looked at me and says- with his tiny strained voice - "Its a heavy poop" -- I had to leave the bathroom to laugh some where else- I was shaking so hard!!!

He is in love with Hello Kitty -- I am totally fine with this - infact i kind of encourage it- I'd rather he love Hello Kitty - than some weird robot monster!!-- But he calls Hello Kitty on the phone alot- -- he talks to her in a kitty (meow meow) voice-- and then Hisses at her-- and tells me-- "OOh - she's Mad" and hangs up the phone!! -- silly kid!

Porter also has a thing for News anchors-- He is in Love with Ido Walker- and tells me whens she's on TV-- "Mom its Ido-- Ido's Pretty" -- and she is!!!

-- I couldn't get her picture to load - boo hoo- But she's very pretty!! (My boy has good taste for a 2 yr old!)

One day it was another anchor - Kiley something (I think Bearse?)-   He knew her name too-- (cuz he asks who everyone is and has a memory like an elephant!) He tells me "Kiley has big boobies" --

 

I gave Chet the "what the hell" look-- and he totally denied starting that!!!  -- which is kind of believable- Porter has a thing for boobies- always has?  -- but I still Blame Chet!!!-- and really its no lie -- right?

Gotta keep smiling and laughing- cuz otherwise- what else is there right?