We Don't Need No Stinking Bulls!

You wanna do WHAT!!!

When we got the little bull calves- it was with the intention of turning them into steers!! Sounds fun huh! So my dad decided he had a minute and enough ambition to take care of the Balz on the Bullz! So I decided I have to watch this - -

So Chet grabs one of the little bulls by the ear! My dad tells him just pick him up and throw him on the ground - yup just like in the rodeo!!

Well the calves aren't exactly light and Chet found it harder to do that it looks! So he pinned this one's nose to the ground -- ok -- get him!

Youch!! You can't see me, but I'm kneeling on this one's head to keep him from thrashing around-- I guess it doesn't feel good to have a rubber band snapped onto your nutz? Who knows!

This is the medevil contraption that we use to rob the poor bulls of their manhood!! It has this little elastic and you put it over the 4 prongs and it opens up the elastic-- find both balls and slip it on, just like putting your hair into a pony tail!! Eventually the circulation is cut off-- and the little bull nutz shrivel -- like grapes in the sun - and fall off!! Now we have Steers!! I think this would be a good deterent for sex offenders/rapits and other molesters!! After we got done the one littlest calf, kept rubbing his nutz on the fence trying to brush off the elastic!! Didn't work!