SHART

Porter is teething-- and as some know-- what comes along with that - is nasty --

Drooling - - meanness - - -

and "The Teething Poops"

To make a parallel-- so adults reading can understand--

Teething Poops -- seem to be similar to

"OOh -- I shouldn't have eaten those jalapenos-- and the bran muffin -- and --- OOOh that burns -- like fire on my tender poop shoot!!"

Soo Poor baby -- had a nasty diaper rash--

Every time he'd grunt-- he had a Shart --

If you don't know what a shart is-- well
Its simple--

When you think -- you have a fart-- andyou let it go-- and a little more was there than you thought--

That's a SHART!!! (Shit + Fart)

Any way -- so I was letting him run around naked alot-- Which he loves-- and really is pretty good about not peeing on everything!!

Slipper Strategically placed!!!

But this one night-- he was on a roll!

We were in the bathroom waiting for his tub to fill-- he was standing next to me-- holding on to the tub-- and peed on the floor-
Then looked at me -- with those big eyes- and questioned-- who did that??

Silly Baby!!

I love this-- I'm gonna get you face --he gives me!!

Then after his bath i was greasing the baby up with some lotion -- and he peed on the coffee table-- heheheh! This time he knew it-- could see it-- and laughed and laughed!!

Must be a boy thing!

Happy to report-- that the bum is much less red now!! Hooray!