Naughty Goat- the complete Story

So the Goat is at it again-- I swear -- every time I turn around- that goat is causing trouble

One night-- I was getting Porter out of the pickup-- the goat decided -- once the baby was out-- it was the the goat's turn to ride in the pickup--he hoped in the back seat -- and wouldn't get out-- it took me 45 minutes and finally stealing his Fig Newtons--that he had found under the seat-- and lurring him out with those -- to get his big goat ass out of the pickup-- I was getting irritated and wanted to go in-- but didn't want to leave him and his goat nasty mess in the pickup-- you know he doesn't know when he poops-- it just falls out---

Anyway -- I missed this fantastic - adventure-- but just about peed my pants as Chet recited the wonderful adventure to me--

Chet was out spraying weeds by the barn-- he heard a clank clank clank-- and looked around trying to figure out what the noise was - - -

Finally he looked up and saw the Goat on top of the barn--



Now the poor old barn -- has seen better days-- it is still standing-- but a strong wind -- might knock it down-- I love the barn-- I wish it was in better shape-- but oh well right-- its a cool old building and we need to be nice to it--

soo Goat is up on top of the roof of the barn--he had climbed the straw stack and jumped on--
stupid Goat!!

Any way -- He climbed to the top of the roof-- looked over the side and decided that was a bad idea-- on his way back down -- to hpefully get off- that is where the adventure begins!!

The goat was walking down-- carefully placing his nasty goat hoofs one in front of the other --when BAM__ he's gone--

Oh no the goat has fallen through the roof! Pretty quick -he struggles back up on top fo the roof-- he had landed on one of the few cross beams in the barn -- and hadn't fallen to his death!!

Then a few more steps and bam-- the goat is gone again-- this time falling through more--

OOH now-- and he's up again! Whew-- that was close--

Step step step-- the Goat disappears into the barn-- and now is screaming--

I don't know if you've ever heard a goat scream- but wow-- it is one of the most horrifying sounds around-- it honestly sounds like a small child being run over by a car-- its a scream more than a BAAA--

Soo Goat is Screaming-- Chet is sure he has fallen and broken his legs-- so chet is trying to decide-- oh no-- doI look and then go and get the gun-- or do I get the gun--

So he ran into the house-- to get the gun-- sure he is going to have to shot the beloved (I say that with a straight face -kind of??) Pet-- 357-- NOpe to big-- its just a goat-- 22--aah that will do- he goes back out- and the goat is still screaming-- but Chet can now see- goat ears and head kind of sticking out of the barn roof--

Ooh no -- its much worse that he originally thought-- the goat has hung himself-- he hasn't fallen clear through and is hung up -- dangling-- in pain--ooh noo!

He looks in the barn -- and the goat is high centered on a middle wall that separates a cow pen from the rest-- his fatty belly is stuck and his poor little goat legs are just dangling--

Chet doesn't want to take the chance of getting a hoof to the face when he tries to unstick the goat-- so he does what any body would have done--

Seriously -- i would have never thought of this!

He runs around the side of the barn-climbs up on the straw stack

And soo sneeky-- pops up-- and screams at the goat--

Startling him-- and thereby dislodging the stuck goat--

Causing him to continue to fall into the barn--

Chet got down from his perch on the straw stack- and went to assess the damage of the goat--

The Goat-- being the go getter that he is--

Revives himself-- after falling through the roof of the barn -- not once-- but 3 times-- and meets Chet at the door of the barn--

And continues about his schedule for the rest of the day -- which included eating dandelions and napping in the sun!!

See the holes - 1- 2- 3

Each one gets bigger

Stupid Goat!!