Mom Loses

So I have a feeling my two children are going to get along well- they are going to gang up on their poor old mama- and torture me-- and if last night is any indication of the type of torture and losing i"m in for- OOh No!!

Yes that is right Porter and Lil Bean are already tag teaming me and winning!!!

At 17 weeks pregnant- I've pretty much overcome the "morning sickness" that for me lasted all day long!!! -- I've been feeling good for about 2 weeks- (consistently good!) -- last night was different- I hadn't felt great all day- shaky and hungry and just couldn't get my blood sugar level - boo !!!

When me and Porter were driving home my stomach was tight and not hurting- but very irritating-- Porter had no shoes on- cuz he's a wild indian like that!!!

we got home and it was getting ready to rain or blow dust and be miserable- i had clothes on the line -- and wanted to rescue them- and Porter did not want out of the car-- he wanted to "drive"- which he does almost daily -- he's a good driver--  usually he makes me ride shot gun- but I told him I had to take the clotehs off the line and then I'd ride-- ok- he said-- I went and started gathering the clothes-- the process took maybe 5 minutes total --   so at one point- he opened the car door- stuck his head out-  "Mom"- I waived- he waived back-- and shut the door to continue to honk the horn and turn on teh flashers-- that is how you drive you know!!!

I took the clothes in- and walked out- he opened the door and sreamed for me-- I've got to Poop-- ok- I hurried to grab him-- since he had no shoes on- he coudln't get out on the rocks!!

He said- I pooped in my pants-- but still seemed insistent  that he had to go-- so we hurried in and sure enough - there was a huge load in his undies-- I slipped them off- and threw them away (outside) then came back in while he was finishing up the job-- then tried to wipe him up-- I immediately started gagging-- and couldn't stop- I turned on the tub- and tossed him in-- 
Then I began puking- and I puked sooo hard- seriously my high heel came up too!!

Ok- no high heel- but something worse--

I puked soo hard- I peed my pants-- yup--  well that was terrible-- and to make it worse- I puked forever-- forever!! -- and Porter felt terrible- he was standing at the edge of the tub- he asked me-- " I'm naughty and make you puke?" -- no no--

Then the tears were squirting out my eyes-- from puking so hard- he looked at me again - he said "You crying cuz' I"m naughty?" -- nope - cuz I'm puking- oh - ok!! -

After I was done puking- and trying to clean out my mouth- Ick!!!

I had the worst heartburn ever- I had pushed all my stuff up and was gonna die--

Once I got that out of control-- and settled- I was left with a huge huge gas bubble- right below my ribs- one that threatened my entire existence- i couldn't sit- or lay- and walking hurt- but it hurt less than anything else- soo I did get alot done- mopped- laundry -- etc. !!!

I finally got in teh tub- around 9:30 -to see if hot water would help- it did help some- but not enough- I was  soo tired- i had to lay down- time for bed-- OOh my ouch!! Laying flat- with nothing touching me- worked ok-- -- when Chet finally got home and put Porter in his own bed- I rolled onto my left side- and it broke the bubble into a tiny million shards of glass that were now poking my sides-- EEK!!-- Flat again -- and flat I stayed- with a plea to chet- do not touch me-- don't even come near me!!

I'm feeling kind of better today - not 100% but not like Ass - like I felt last ngiht- so that is good right- progress!!!

So in case you are keeping score- its Porter and Lil Bean -- 1 -- Mom 0

Help me!!!