MEEET the POO

So yesterday - I had a wisdom tooth removed- Uck- luckily it was Chet's day off - so he could wrangle Porter while I layed on the couch-- By night time I was feeling better! Chet made tacos-- Porter loves taco meat. I asked him if he wanted some Meat -- he said MET -- I said yup- Meat -- MET-- he kept saying it Met, Met Met met-- every bite - he'd say Met, -- finally he started calling it MEEEEt -- we were emphasizing the eee part- he caught on- Now he eats MEEET. Hehehe.
Then it was time for a bath- Porter is funny- he doesn't like me to sit right there wile he baths- I wonder aroudn just outside the door- and he plays much better! (although lately he's been dumping water out of the tub - naughty!!) Any way - I was sitting on the couch and hear this horrible Fart-- Rumbling  a fart of the bottom of an old tub- makes the huggest noise!!!  I ran in expecting to see my kid covered in poo- no poo- he was just sitting there!

Ok, so i walked back out- a few minutes later he is crying- Mamma - Mamma- kind of whimpering- I went in and he is tucked up against the faucet- standingup - saying Yucko-- I looked in - and sure enough -- it was Yucko!!

 He had consumed most of a mango earlier that day -- and that was what the tub was filled with - Most of a Mango-- Uhg!!

I scooped him out and proceed to scoop out Poo for the next 5 minutes- Chet came in and scrubbed the tub- then time to start tubby time all over again- porter was less than enthusiastic about getting int he Yucko tub again - but he finally did!

Me and Chet had really just been talking about how he'd never pooped in the tub- well now he has!!

What's funny - is a I really almost grabbed my camera to take a picture of all the mango poo-- but then I reconsidered!   Thinking- the handful that wouldn't gag- probably wouldn't laugh either ! So i spared you all!! -- Yes you are Welcome!