I'm Scared -- It's So Close

We took a little drive yesterday after work - to a town- very near to ours-- this is a town I regularly avoid -- I avoid it like the plague- due to the fact- I believe the plague might still be living there--!! We ended up in this town -- and as you drive in -- all outward appearances -- at first glance-- it appears to be a nice -- small -- quiet town-- But then -- once you exit your vehicle - and try to mingle amongst the town folk- you realize - this is no ordinary town -- this is a town out of some sort of horror book-- !!!

We were there to look at a puppy -- The directions to the house seemed harmless-- take a left at the red church - ok -- we pull in -- the guy said he lived in a camper behind the house- well -- behind the house was 4 campers- which one?  Luckily the puppies were outside- which was a dead giveaway! -- The puppies -- perfectly described the town -- loud- stinky -- and inbred -- (one so much that it didn't have a voice -- it sounded like that raspy little rascal = Porter laughed when it barked at him) - -

After leaving the dog house- without a puppy -- I might add -- Hooray!! - - -We stopped at the convenient store to wash the stink off of Chet's hands from where he touched the stinky dogs- Seriously they smelled like a dead animal!! Ick!! --

I stepped out of the vehicle -- and the pickup parked next to us -- the doors and windows were closed- but I could smell alcohol radiating off the vehicle- it was strong-- Then the guy that was the  driver - came walking out of the convenient store- he looked like a viking- Long Red Scraggly hair- down to his nipples and braided-- it was crazy! -- he staggered about tipped over dodging us -- Inside the store- it seemed like everyone was out of the same family tree- everyone looked similar-- like Circus Folk - inbred - Hillbiilly- (you know when you go to the Fair - and all the Carnies look alike? -) it was just like that -- even the women looked alike-- Ick!!

Chet washed and washed and couldn't get the stink off-
we left and went to get some food- because by this time- Porter had gone nuclear- and wanted fries and chicken (new favorite food)!

I seriously felt like we were in the Twilight Zone- or a bad dream -where every where youlook - it is the same person- pretty freaky -- well now I know -- why i avoided that town in the first place- and I will continue to avoid in the future!!!

But it all ended in a good note- no dog- and Porter's 18 month pictures got finished hooray! I'll post those next!