Interesting Little Tag

I've been tagged to write seven interesting things about myself.

Now what I think is interesting you might find crude, offensive, or just not that interesting. Sorry we can't all be perfect!

1. I have severe condition known in lay man's terms as "middle child syndrome". Unfortunately it is incurable and I will suffer from it forever. The symptoms are:
a. Feeling an over powering need to be louder than others around you so you are finally noticed.
b. Being skipped over for common things, for some reason the Middle Child Syndrome, makes almost a cloaking devise around you and occasionally you are not seen, thus see reason for symptom (a).
c. There are many other symptoms and being around me, you will pick up on many of them, that are just to painful and numerous to list!

2. I love to fish. I love to sit in my float tube all day long and dangle some shiny object in the water. As long as it is warm- I will stay for hours-- not catching a thing. I love to be outside when its warm and its even better bobbing on a beautiful lake!

3. I am a wild sleeper (if you can call it sleeping) I kick, thrash, talk, push. Alot of mornings I wake up alone in my bed as Chet just cannot stand the constant abuse.

4. I am moving almost constantly (even while sleeping -- see 3 above). Even as I type this my foot is pounding the floor. I cannot watch a movie, go to church or even ride in the car without twitching something. Usually my foot. It drives people around me crazy ! I figure they are just jealous because I'm getting so much exercise in all the time! But seriously I can't stop it. If we're parked at a stop light it just starts going-- I don't even notice it until Chet explodes over why the car is running so rough-- (ya I make the car rock!)

5. I am a super picky eater-- but I love to try new things-- I know oxy moron right? But I do love to try new interesting flavors and dishes-- as long as I can't decifer exactly what it is I'm eating-- or I'll pick stuff out of it, -- mostly anything green, yellow or in the vegetable family. I love to watch the travel channel and see what cool foods they are eating and I especially love my office Christmas parties-- we always have wonderful food, and sometime new things for me to try -- like squid! It was actually delicious!

6. I have a little bit of a paranoid streak in me-- ya I know suprise-- like the constant leg moving and not sleeping didn't give that away ! I love my guns and I like them to be close to me. I have a gun in my purse-- I have a gun in my jockey box -- I have a gun next to my bed -- well like 3-- shot gun-- pistol and revolver -- most nights any way -- but always the shot gun -- I can freak my self out to an astounding degree to where I am almost paralyzed to move -- yes my mind goes just as fast as my legs! I'm always sure someone is out there to get me-- when I was little-- I remember laying in my bed-- and it was by a window -- and I was sure that the bad people would come through the window and get me- this is my last night in my bed -- soo sad -- or when I was sleeping upstairs-- if I couldn't hear the tv -- or my parents talking-- I was sure that some bald headed tatooed guy (that was always the picture) had come in and killed them and strung them up on the ceiling fans-- it might have been a ploy just so I could go downstairs and see what they were doing -- instead of sleeping-- and then I got to watch Johnny Carson with my dad! (bonus I know!)

Drum Roll Please!

7. Ok, its not that spectacular -- but I love my animals-- they are like my kids-- probably due to the lack thereof -- but any way -- I fight with my goat alot-- especially lately - he must be getting to those teenage goat years-- but I still love him! I love my dog and my cats - and the horses of course! I even love the little cows-- They still like to stick their heads out of the pen and tryto suck on your gloves-- I guess bottle fed cows never get over that! But I do love all animals-- as long as they don't slither-- or creep or skitter-- so that excludes -- anything that is a rat or rat like-- or snake -- otherwise- you are welcome to be my pet and I will take pretty good care of you-- as long as Chet is home to remember to water and feed you-- I'm really bad at that -- even my plants die?

Ok-- I tag -- any one who wants to really discover a new side of themselves and see what they find interesting about themselves! _-It will suprise you!