Immune

I've determined that my family has become immune to me-- immune to all the nasty things I do-- especially with being pregnant and all-- my grossness has expanded-- especially my gassiness (which in all fairness- was pretty awesome to begin with!!!)  I've always had a theory - that I'm not gonna have a stomach ache from holding in my farts- just so I don't embarass myself- or you when I let it out--  (and another theory -- solely based on ideas in my head-- holding in your farts- results in much of the worlds female bitchiness - men don't hold those puppies in and look how happy and care free they are!!! - let em out ladies- you'll feel better!!)

So any way the other night - Porter woke up around 3:30 -- and needed to pee (and so did I- surprise I know!!!)  and needed a milk refill--

My stomach was huge huge- and tight with gas-- as it has been lately -- and hurting-- but for some reason pregnant farts do not let loose as well as not pregnant farts? I don't know if its the baby blocking the exit or what???

Any way - we all (all 3 of us) got snuggled back into bed -- and I rolled over about 5 minutes later and let out this Tuba fart that seriously was soo loud and soo long it shook the windows--  It sounded like someone was playing a tuba solo on top of our bed-- and do you know what-- neither one of the boys moved-- Chet didn't even stir-- sound asleep-- and Porter- just snuggled deeper into my arms and kept snoring-- OOOh My gosh??

A fog horn just went off in your room andyou don't even budge?

 Immune I tell you!!! 

But I felt tons better- was able to sleep good the rest of the night!!